MALAYSIA INCORPORATED

In Malaysia, you have to do at least 5 of this to be a true Malaysian. The countdown begins with no particular order :

1) Buying pirated VCD's
2) Double and triple parking
4) Speeding
5) Beating the red light
3) Smoking indoors
6) Littering/Spitting
7) Maxing out our house compound regardless of safety rules
8) Give/receive out 'duit kopi'
9) Stick bills about loans and sex medicine on public property
10) Saying some really nasty things about the government